Calories only exist if you count them #GMH 2:30pm May 30th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacement anyway. 7:50pm May 28th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often. 6:59pm May 28th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
Always remember you're unique. .. Just like everyone else. 10:17am May 28th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
Sleeping while standing in a bus during a bad traffic jam, listening to my iPod, tweeting, reading & updating Facebook. I'm that good. TGIF. 9:00am May 27th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
A hero's made in the moment by the choices that he makes and the reason that he makes them. 7:41pm May 25th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
Mom's Best Routine to Wrap Up the Day: Kissing the soundless sleeping child. 2:30am May 24th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it bothers the pig. 11:22pm May 22nd, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on. 5:34pm May 21st, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility. 12:33pm May 21st, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
Last stop: Source Code. Next stop: Limitless. Enjoy while it last. 9:19pm May 18th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
Diet 101: Go to restaurant and order kids meals. Share with your kids. Or just watch how they eat and wait for leftovers, if any. 7:28pm May 18th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places. 12:52am May 18th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having the good sense to be lazy. 2:08pm May 17th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
Quando omni flunkus moritati - when all else fails, play dead. 1:34am May 15th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
Source Code @ The Premiere. Aaaaaah .. I just can't believe they lower the admission ticket down to 50% *dancing rolling jumping inside out* 3:43pm May 14th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
Grabbing the remote control and pressing the ◄◄ button to replay a good scene. Nothing happens. Cause it's playing on cable. Aw, man! 2:37am May 13th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 1:16am May 13th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
Wasting my time waiting. 8:37am May 12th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. 10:02pm May 11th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" while looking for a bigger stick. 1:20am May 11th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet ___________________________________________________________________________________ |
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8:16am March 8th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet
Breaking records iPad's Fruit Ninja at iBox. I. Am. An. Awesome. Ninja.
7:28pm March 7th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet
Brain-freeze. Goosebumps. What's the cause? Sipping ice-blended juice too fast.
1:17pm March 3rd, 2011 via UberSocial Reply Retweet
I'm a heavy-smoker too, you know. Whenever I curse, smoke comes out from the top of my head. And I curse A LOT!!
8:10am March 3rd, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet
My nose is getting too sensitive it's like a smoke-radar. I wish it could spray water or should I just sneeze on the smoking people's face?
7:59am March 3rd, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet
How much of human life is lost in waiting.
7:37am March 3rd, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet
RT @iFuckedUpTweets: Sarcasm - the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
5:48pm March 2nd, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet
@DamnRightTweets: You know they're ugly when their profile picture is a CELEBRITY, CAR, OR ANIMAL. — / not a right tweet. I disagree.
9:15am February 26th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet
Energizer Bunny is arrested, charged with battery.
2:21pm February 25th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
12:08am February 24th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet
Decolgen + sleep before midnight = a bad recipe for an owl like me. I got heartbreaking nightmare .. and still woke up late. Arrrrr!!
8:29am February 23rd, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet
Not a day goes by that I do not need my BlackBerry charger. *sigh*.
10:21pm February 22nd, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet
Saturday = get rest from Friday. Sunday = get busy spending the day. Monday = get tired from Sunday. This why I hate Monday.
8:18pm February 19th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet
RT @DudeItsTrue: R.T If you don't smoke. #dudeitstrue
11:52am February 13th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet
RT @DamnRightTweets: I'm perfect in my imperfections, secure in my insecurities, happy in my pain, strong in my weaknesses, & beautiful ...
10:02pm February 11th, 2011 Reply Retweet
Feeling like about to sneeze in any second. But no, it doesn't happen. Irritating.
12:25am February 9th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet
I'm sitting on the bus' engine cap next to the driver. Pretty sure my butt won't stop vibrating for the next coupla hours.
9:09am February 8th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet
RT @iThinkThatWay: There was a girl who hated herself, because she was blind and didnt had a lot of friends except her loving (cont) htt ...
9:05am February 8th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet
RT @OhTeen: Boy: There's 21 letters in the alphabet right? Girl:No, there's 26 letters. Boy: Oh yeah. I forgot u,r,a,q,t! RT it if you g ...
5:46pm February 3rd, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet
RT @OhTeen: Retweet if you love getting hugged from behind, #OhTeen
6:55pm February 2nd, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet
RT @OhTeen: Retweet if you want this as your bedroom. #OhTeen http://twitpic.com/3v6rt4
6:33pm February 2nd, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet
"The quickest way to know a woman .. is to go shopping with her." Who wants to go with me? ^_^
7:07pm January 30th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet
Recent Post -Sea of Dreams http://litterzone.blogspot.com/2011/01/sea-of-dreams.html
7:35pm January 8th, 2011 Reply Retweet
4 more working days to go. No, it's 5 actually. No, that one doesn't count. 4 2010 WORKING DAYS TO GO! Holy shit!!
6:15pm December 10th, 2010 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet
Recent Post -The Best Time of the Year http://litterzone.blogspot.com/2010/11/best-time-of-year.html
10:33pm December 6th, 2010 Reply Retweet
Harry Potter, I'm coming! 1:24pm November 20th, 2010 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
Please smack me on the head if you catch me talking behind your back. But then, I'm not back-talking cause you catch me =D 8:08pm November 10th, 2010 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
"Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid." - Walter Winchell 7:58pm November 10th, 2010 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
.. Only the ignorant and narrow-minded gossip, for they speak of persons instead of things." - Lawrence G. Lovasik 7:57pm November 10th, 2010 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
"It is just as cowardly to judge an absent person as it is wicked to strike a defenseless one .. 7:55pm November 10th, 2010 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
The Social Network - http://bit.ly/9hqMbs 12:49am November 9th, 2010 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
Finally Met Jake through His Ultimate Watcher(s) http://litterzone.blogspot.com/2010/10/i-finally-met-jake-through-his-ultimate.html 8:55pm October 18th, 2010 Reply Retweet |
reading http://www.imstalkingjake.com/2010/10/prophecy-girl-goes-to-seattle-and.html this goes to you too. 9:23pm October 13th, 2010 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
I'm totally fried. Today's toll way took its toll on me. 10:25pm October 11th, 2010 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
Been on the road for 1.5hrs now. ETA in the next 1hr if I'm lucky. Monday, have I told you that you're AWESOME?? 9:54am October 11th, 2010 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
Recent Post -Anti-Blackberry in Poetry http://litterzone.blogspot.com/2010/10/anti-blackberry-in-poetry.html - Discuss! 7:34pm October 10th, 2010 Reply Retweet |
.. and DAMN FUCK. I still don't know how to tweet. 10:32pm October 8th, 2010 Reply Retweet |
"Tweet" is NOT the same as "Retweet". Just as different as you click on "Reply", "Reply All" or "Forward" for emails. 10:32pm October 8th, 2010 Reply Retweet |
.. seems people also don't know how to use Twitter, they RT all direct messages. Making me an eavesdropper of things I don't wanna know. 10:18pm October 8th, 2010 Reply Retweet |
Fuck. I don't know how to use Twitter. 7:53pm October 8th, 2010 via Twitter for BlackBerry® Reply Retweet |
Now Reading - http://nailpiakarawaci.blogspot.com/2010/05/blog-post.html 11:58am May 13th, 2010 Reply Retweet |
RT @RyanSeacrest: here it is twi-hards...the full trailer for @twilight's "eclipse": http://bit.ly/cxTzsL 2:22am March 12th, 2010 Reply Retweet |
RT @TheEllenShow: Josh Groban & I had a slight miscommunication about what we were going to do for my Oscars Show. So we did this: http: ... 11:22am March 7th, 2010 Reply Retweet |
RT @RottenTomatoes: We run down Leonardo DiCaprio's best-reviewed films: http://bit.ly/ahmWOS 8:38pm February 18th, 2010 Reply Retweet |
Now Reading - http://nailpiakarawaci.blogspot.com/2010/02/february-packages.html 10:03pm February 15th, 2010 Reply Retweet |
Happy Valentine's Day. Love Actually is all around http://youtu.be/PMScPVO4rLw 12:52pm February 14th, 2010 Reply Retweet |
RT @RyanSeacrest: u gotta watch this - i took my mom out to late lunch wednesday (she's visiting), then um this happens: http://bit.ly/c ... 12:52pm February 13th, 2010 Reply Retweet |
RT @TheEllenShow: Today’s my 1100th show, so we looked back on some of our favorite moments from the last 100. Enjoy. http://su.pr/4RTkVf 8:38pm February 9th, 2010 Reply Retweet |
"twitter is over capacity" @_@ 11:22pm January 28th, 2010 Reply Retweet |
celebrity tweets: 0 following, 100,000 followers. fans tweets: 100,000 following, 0 followers. 11:18pm January 28th, 2010 Reply Retweet |
RT @NailpiaKarawaci: http://tweetphoto.com/9561605 9:20pm January 28th, 2010 Reply Retweet |
why do birds suddenly tweeting .. everytime I am bored? Just like me, they long to be .. gossiping. La la la .. tweet tweet .. 1:01pm January 27th, 2010 via mobile web Reply Retweet |
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