Twitter


Calories only exist if you count them #GMH
2:30pm May 30th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.
7:50pm May 28th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
6:59pm May 28th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Always remember you're unique. .. Just like everyone else.
10:17am May 28th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Sleeping while standing in a bus during a bad traffic jam, listening to my iPod, tweeting, reading & updating Facebook. I'm that good. TGIF.
9:00am May 27th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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A hero's made in the moment by the choices that he makes and the reason that he makes them.
7:41pm May 25th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Mom's Best Routine to Wrap Up the Day: Kissing the soundless sleeping child.
2:30am May 24th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it bothers the pig.
11:22pm May 22nd, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
5:34pm May 21st, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility.
12:33pm May 21st, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Last stop: Source Code. Next stop: Limitless. Enjoy while it last.
9:19pm May 18th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Diet 101: Go to restaurant and order kids meals. Share with your kids. Or just watch how they eat and wait for leftovers, if any.
7:28pm May 18th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
12:52am May 18th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having the good sense to be lazy.
2:08pm May 17th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Quando omni flunkus moritati - when all else fails, play dead.
1:34am May 15th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Source Code @ The Premiere. Aaaaaah .. I just can't believe they lower the admission ticket down to 50% *dancing rolling jumping inside out*
3:43pm May 14th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Grabbing the remote control and pressing the ◄◄ button to replay a good scene. Nothing happens. Cause it's playing on cable. Aw, man!
2:37am May 13th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
1:16am May 13th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Wasting my time waiting.
8:37am May 12th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
10:02pm May 11th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" while looking for a bigger stick.
1:20am May 11th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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This frustrating feeling when you finally feel like buying that cute thing but you can't even remember where you saw it at the first place.
12:46am May 10th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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RT @AYYSIAN: Aside from Confirm & ignore, friend requests should have a "WHO ARE YOU" button.
11:21am May 8th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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I love my iPod. It never fail to entertain me when blackberry's run out of battery.
7:40pm May 2nd, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Trying to identify L and R of my earphones in the dark. Would it make any difference to the songs if I didn't put it in correctly?
7:35pm May 2nd, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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I'm addicted to Coca-Cola, but who agree with me that its Diet and Zero taste like .. Uuuggghh! Blegh!! Huuueeekk!!
7:07pm May 2nd, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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I love fitting on branded clothes ad shoes. I can't afford them, but at least I wore them once and saw how gorgeous I looked on them.
9:21pm April 30th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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RT @DamnItsTrue: #thingsihate when people disregard my opinions just because I'm younger than they are. #DamnItsTrue
7:55am April 29th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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RT @BurnYouUpTweets: I'd rather be hated for who I am than being loved for who I am not.
7:55am April 29th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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RT @ispeakfemale: Dear Steve Jobs, you wanted to be kept informed of my position. Right now it is a toilet seat. Sent from my iPhone.
6:36pm April 25th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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I miss Jake =(. Where's your code?
8:51pm April 23rd, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Dear God, please put another holiday between Easter and Christmas. There's nothing good in there now.
7:19pm April 22nd, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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If life is a journey, the beach should be the destination.
7:14pm April 22nd, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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I love you more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
8:17am April 11th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Magnum Cafe at Grand Indonesia. Q for the ice cream is unreal. Unreal, I tell ya.
4:30pm April 10th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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I hate it when storekeepers stalking me while I browse their stuffs. I usually end up not buying anything from them. Their loss.
11:12am April 10th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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I'm addicted to .. charging my blackberry's battery. Cannot stand a day without doing it.
9:50am April 8th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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A kiss is something you cannot give without taking and cannot take without giving.
7:06pm March 30th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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When you have kids, your McD and KFC choices will be limited to kiddie meals. You got the food, kids got the gimmick.
9:18pm March 25th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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I am desperately in love with movies. Especially the ones with gorgeous actors in it.
11:27pm March 13th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
8:31pm March 13th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
6:33pm March 9th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Terrified of eyedrops.
8:16am March 8th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Breaking records iPad's Fruit Ninja at iBox. I. Am. An. Awesome. Ninja.
7:28pm March 7th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Brain-freeze. Goosebumps. What's the cause? Sipping ice-blended juice too fast.
1:17pm March 3rd, 2011 via UberSocial
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I'm a heavy-smoker too, you know. Whenever I curse, smoke comes out from the top of my head. And I curse A LOT!!
8:10am March 3rd, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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My nose is getting too sensitive it's like a smoke-radar. I wish it could spray water or should I just sneeze on the smoking people's face?
7:59am March 3rd, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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How much of human life is lost in waiting.
7:37am March 3rd, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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RT @iFuckedUpTweets: Sarcasm - the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
5:48pm March 2nd, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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@DamnRightTweets: You know they're ugly when their profile picture is a CELEBRITY, CAR, OR ANIMAL. — / not a right tweet. I disagree.
9:15am February 26th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Energizer Bunny is arrested, charged with battery.
2:21pm February 25th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
12:08am February 24th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Decolgen + sleep before midnight = a bad recipe for an owl like me. I got heartbreaking nightmare .. and still woke up late. Arrrrr!!
8:29am February 23rd, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Not a day goes by that I do not need my BlackBerry charger. *sigh*.
10:21pm February 22nd, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Saturday = get rest from Friday. Sunday = get busy spending the day. Monday = get tired from Sunday. This why I hate Monday.
8:18pm February 19th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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RT @DudeItsTrue: R.T If you don't smoke. #dudeitstrue
11:52am February 13th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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RT @DamnRightTweets: I'm perfect in my imperfections, secure in my insecurities, happy in my pain, strong in my weaknesses, & beautiful ...
10:02pm February 11th, 2011
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Feeling like about to sneeze in any second. But no, it doesn't happen. Irritating.
12:25am February 9th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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I'm sitting on the bus' engine cap next to the driver. Pretty sure my butt won't stop vibrating for the next coupla hours.
9:09am February 8th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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RT @iThinkThatWay: There was a girl who hated herself, because she was blind and didnt had a lot of friends except her loving (cont) htt ...
9:05am February 8th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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RT @OhTeen: Boy: There's 21 letters in the alphabet right? Girl:No, there's 26 letters. Boy: Oh yeah. I forgot u,r,a,q,t! RT it if you g ...
5:46pm February 3rd, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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RT @OhTeen: Retweet if you love getting hugged from behind, #OhTeen
6:55pm February 2nd, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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RT @OhTeen: Retweet if you want this as your bedroom. #OhTeen http://twitpic.com/3v6rt4
6:33pm February 2nd, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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"The quickest way to know a woman .. is to go shopping with her." Who wants to go with me? ^_^
7:07pm January 30th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Recent Post -Sea of Dreams http://litterzone.blogspot.com/2011/01/sea-of-dreams.html
7:35pm January 8th, 2011
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4 more working days to go. No, it's 5 actually. No, that one doesn't count. 4 2010 WORKING DAYS TO GO! Holy shit!!
6:15pm December 10th, 2010 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Recent Post -The Best Time of the Year http://litterzone.blogspot.com/2010/11/best-time-of-year.html
10:33pm December 6th, 2010
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Harry Potter, I'm coming!
1:24pm November 20th, 2010 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Please smack me on the head if you catch me talking behind your back. But then, I'm not back-talking cause you catch me =D
8:08pm November 10th, 2010 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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"Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid." - Walter Winchell
7:58pm November 10th, 2010 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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.. Only the ignorant and narrow-minded gossip, for they speak of persons instead of things." - Lawrence G. Lovasik
7:57pm November 10th, 2010 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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"It is just as cowardly to judge an absent person as it is wicked to strike a defenseless one ..
7:55pm November 10th, 2010 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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The Social Network - http://bit.ly/9hqMbs
12:49am November 9th, 2010 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Finally Met Jake through His Ultimate Watcher(s) http://litterzone.blogspot.com/2010/10/i-finally-met-jake-through-his-ultimate.html
8:55pm October 18th, 2010
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reading http://www.imstalkingjake.com/2010/10/prophecy-girl-goes-to-seattle-and.html this goes to you too.
9:23pm October 13th, 2010 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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I'm totally fried. Today's toll way took its toll on me.
10:25pm October 11th, 2010 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Been on the road for 1.5hrs now. ETA in the next 1hr if I'm lucky. Monday, have I told you that you're AWESOME??
9:54am October 11th, 2010 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Recent Post -Anti-Blackberry in Poetry http://litterzone.blogspot.com/2010/10/anti-blackberry-in-poetry.html - Discuss!
7:34pm October 10th, 2010
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.. and DAMN FUCK. I still don't know how to tweet.
10:32pm October 8th, 2010
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"Tweet" is NOT the same as "Retweet". Just as different as you click on "Reply", "Reply All" or "Forward" for emails.
10:32pm October 8th, 2010
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.. seems people also don't know how to use Twitter, they RT all direct messages. Making me an eavesdropper of things I don't wanna know.
10:18pm October 8th, 2010
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Fuck. I don't know how to use Twitter.
7:53pm October 8th, 2010 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Now Reading - http://nailpiakarawaci.blogspot.com/2010/05/blog-post.html
11:58am May 13th, 2010
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RT @RyanSeacrest: here it is twi-hards...the full trailer for @twilight's "eclipse": http://bit.ly/cxTzsL
2:22am March 12th, 2010
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RT @TheEllenShow: Josh Groban & I had a slight miscommunication about what we were going to do for my Oscars Show. So we did this: http: ...
11:22am March 7th, 2010
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RT @RottenTomatoes: We run down Leonardo DiCaprio's best-reviewed films: http://bit.ly/ahmWOS
8:38pm February 18th, 2010
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Now Reading - http://nailpiakarawaci.blogspot.com/2010/02/february-packages.html
10:03pm February 15th, 2010
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Happy Valentine's Day. Love Actually is all around http://youtu.be/PMScPVO4rLw
12:52pm February 14th, 2010
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RT @RyanSeacrest: u gotta watch this - i took my mom out to late lunch wednesday (she's visiting), then um this happens: http://bit.ly/c ...
12:52pm February 13th, 2010
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RT @TheEllenShow: Today’s my 1100th show, so we looked back on some of our favorite moments from the last 100. Enjoy. http://su.pr/4RTkVf
8:38pm February 9th, 2010
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"twitter is over capacity" @_@
11:22pm January 28th, 2010
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celebrity tweets: 0 following, 100,000 followers. fans tweets: 100,000 following, 0 followers.
11:18pm January 28th, 2010
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RT @NailpiaKarawaci: http://tweetphoto.com/9561605
9:20pm January 28th, 2010
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why do birds suddenly tweeting .. everytime I am bored? Just like me, they long to be .. gossiping. La la la .. tweet tweet ..
1:01pm January 27th, 2010 via mobile web
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