I'm Lost in Translation, Google Got Me Giggling!

So I played with the Google Toolbar and tried to translate one of my old post. This is one proof that Indonesian language is difficult. Or is it just MY language?

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The story of Revenge of the Sith (SPOILER!! SPOILER!)

Create a mo ga dapet bomb belom spoiler or a movie .. stay away from this post! As far as you can.

Music John Williams began.

Around the first twenty minutes .. war in the galaxy. Obi-Wan Kenobi in one plane, Anakin Skywalker in one other plane. They fight anyone, gue ga tau. Yes robots and aircraft so. ngebebasin mo Keep a captive Count Dooku. ngeh Person gue ga .. I think Senator Palpatine deh. Count Dooku slashed his hand, continued to die.

Udah nih. Ga old .. them to the valley what gitu, ga tau name. Faced as the General says his name .. tuh droid was a big, weird shaped like a spider's legs. The droids are a hobby of the Jedi lightsaber ngumpulin killed. So when he ngelawan Obi-Wan, boloney pake lightsabernya multiple bener .. diputer on the left and right hand front and back like a helicopter propeller. siiiiiiihhhh Cool .. heheh .. but ga effects, losing also. must dong. The evil is always defeated.

Abis it, Obi-Wan as Anakin come home. Area of tau ga what his name. Sempet They both act like a woman who seneng reciprocated the praise of one another. Ciiiiihh. To be greeted as Padmé Anakin is again pregnant. It turned out that they've married without the consent of others. (there's Emangnya, kalo ga pregnant women questioned it? Kali aja pregnant because droids = p). Smell it, smell here .. there pelok, pelok here .. throwing an expression of love .. cheesy. Anakin interrupted as a bad dream, premonition dapet Padmé dying during childbirth. Then also the situation in the environment of the Jedi Master Counselor and less comfortable, because they believe the same ga Anakin. Anakin received included in the board, but given his master's degree ga. Disappointed lah him.

Anakin given the task of spying for Senator Palpatine. Sampe continue ketauan same si Senator Anakin is turned Sith, since he moved to ditawarin dark side and learn the dark force created to save Padmé. Ngasih tau Anakin Mace Windu, and at that time believed the same Mace Windu Anakin. Mace Windu dateng nangkep Senator Palpatine mo .. fight both at the edge of the glass window .. Senators advance the science of the Mace got turned into scary sampe .. his eyes became red, his skin so wrinkles .. fit he would be killed, Anakin dateng who want Senator ga die because he still hoped his wife could be saved. Finally a hit, yes the Mace. his Lightsaber Anakin attacked off .. kept him thrown out the window by the Senator.'s over history (except for her reply magic fly). Direct actions show deh kalo udah Anakin official switch to dark side, and officially became king of the dark pupils. Anakin given the name Darth Vader. Senator Palpatine hood wearing .. and .. jeng jeng jeng .. it's the Darth Sideous, the hooded men who have been the ruler of darkness.

And began the resurrection of Sith. Uprising and the murder occurred everywhere. Dibunuhin Jedi .. small children who are still learning to become a Jedi as Anakin dibunuhin also cool with the hood and his eyes shining like a cat hit the lights. ketauan of security holograms, Obi-Wan, Anakin realized kalo udah moved to dark side. He ngasih tau Padmé, but Padmé ga believe. Obi-Wan so that children know that children conceived Anakin padme. Padmé Anakin catch up to the valley where so .. continue to own ngeliat reply this is the Anakin've changed. Pas ngeliat Anakin Obi-Wan on his boat follow-up nyelundup padme, padme treason he thought Obi-Wan ngajak nyelakain for him. padme sampe strangled unconscious.

Continued .. war, war, and war. ngelawan Darth Yoda Sideous where so .. but lost, and fled as Chewbacca. ngelawan Obi-Wan, Anakin in the valley who've turned into a crater full of lava. Berantemnya lhoo style .. pake show up in pieces of metal which floats on a river of lava .. ga over-done, sampe finally hands and feet together ketebas Anakin his lightsaber Obi-Wan. Anakin slowly sank into the river of lava. Sideous sampe Darth time to the site, he is still nemuin idup Anakin, but the whole body've angus fire. Euw. finally taken, surgery or repair so, given tools for breath, given the hands and feet of iron, given armor .. and given an iron mask. Eng ing eng .. Be Darth Vader as you're familiar. Dikasih Padmé die kalo .. nah .. who killed who come on now?

Padmé seabis emang strangled, she was taken to the hospital or whatever his name, and gave birth there. Padme die abis childbirth. He said because he's too ga've had a zest for life. Ceile. Before dying, he sempet ngasih names twin boys. The boys Luke, a girl Leia. And for some reason, I listened ga .. possible for the security aspect times ye .. they both have to be separated. Finally Leia given to the prince who looks like Lionel Richie (think of the many traitors, he was the one who was faithful in the area), because the prince and his wife is dah lama pengen have kids. To Obi - Wan took Luke to the homelands in the desert .. similar to the house of eskimo igloo was lho (instead of a desert tent, instead there igloos?) .. there was anyone so, husband and wife as well .. Luke handed over to them for care of.

And the movie was over. Music of John Williams began.



)-->----- Did you know my reply was not a fan of Star Wars? So this is my style of talking about Star Wars. Heheheheheehehe ..

7 comments:

Emajanti said...

what the h*ck! lol. did u do that for fun or try some little experiment to invent new language? lol.

joelliea said...

I opened my post in CineFriends, and saw the google toolbar to translate. I clicked on it and the result was hilarious =D. Guess I have to write using EYD so they can translate it better .. hahahahah.

Do me a favour. Please click on the hyperlink for the original post. Is it working?

Emajanti said...

nope. it's not working. what happened?

joelliea said...

broken link. shoot. it's supposed to direct you to Sign In page and then to the original post.

Emajanti said...

it's working now.

joelliea said...

yup, but it only prompts you to the folder, not to the html file. Can't seem to make it works directly.

joelliea said...

now it's fixed. no sign in required.